I always liked St Dismas. The Good Thief - I suppose he stole Heaven. Remember the story. Two thieves - murderers, crucified with Christ; one to Christ's left - one to His right. One thief crying the blues; "Waaaaaaa, if you are truly the Son of God, get us the fuk out of here; and Dismas says : Shut the fuk up you dick, we made our bed; we deserve to be here; but the man between us is innocent. Good call Dismas; cause right after, Christ says to Dismas: "On this day, you shall be with me in paradise".