Trump marvels at our first president’s failure to name Mount Vernon after himself

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I didn't make this up you guys .. Truly F-ing BIZARRE

“If he was smart, he would’ve put his name on it,” Trump said, according to three sources briefed on the exchange. “You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you.”

Don't worry Donald. You'll most certainly be remembered for more than schlepping your name on shit. You'll be remembered as a corrupt, immoral and cruel poopstain on American history.

Trump’s ‘truly bizarre’ visit to Mt. Vernon
 
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I didn't make this up you guys .. Truly F-ing BIZARRE

“If he was smart, he would’ve put his name on it,” Trump said, according to three sources briefed on the exchange. “You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you.”

Don't worry Donald. You'll most certainly be remembered for more than schlepping your name on shit. You'll be remembered as a corrupt, immoral and cruel poopstain on American history.

Trump’s ‘truly bizarre’ visit to Mt. Vernon
Oh, My God..."IF he was smart..." In reference to George Washington???
 
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I didn't make this up you guys .. Truly F-ing BIZARRE

“If he was smart, he would’ve put his name on it,” Trump said, according to three sources briefed on the exchange. “You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you.”

Don't worry Donald. You'll most certainly be remembered for more than schlepping your name on shit. You'll be remembered as a corrupt, immoral and cruel poopstain on American history.

Trump’s ‘truly bizarre’ visit to Mt. Vernon
OK. When I first saw this, my first two thoughts were these:

(1) This has GOT to be Andy Borowitz. OR

(2) If NOT Andy Borowitz, it has GOT to be The Onion.

I'm astounded. I truly am.
 
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OK. When I first saw this, my first two thoughts were these:

(1) This has GOT to be Andy Borowitz. OR

(2) If NOT Andy Borowitz, it has GOT to be The Onion.

I'm astounded. I truly am.
He alone could potentially put the Onion out of business. I've been following them since their time in Madison. The actually had a newspaper you could pick up locally. It was free and everything.
 
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Oh, My God..."IF he was smart..." In reference to George Washington???
Told ya I didn't make it up - Andy Borowitz will have a field day with this story!

AND well, you know .... :lol:

The VIPs’ tour guide for the evening, Mount Vernon president and CEO Doug Bradburn, told the president that Washington did, after all, succeed in getting the nation’s capital named after him. Good point, Trump said with a laugh.
 
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He alone could potentially put the Onion out of business. I've been following them since their time in Madison. The actually had a newspaper you could pick up locally. It was free and everything.
Yep, I remember flipping through print versions of the Onion AND Weekly World News while waiting in line at the supermarket.

They are missed! :D

 
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Told ya I didn't make it up - Andy Borowitz will have a field day with this story!

AND well, you know .... :lol:

The VIPs’ tour guide for the evening, Mount Vernon president and CEO Doug Bradburn, told the president that Washington did, after all, succeed in getting the nation’s capital named after him. Good point, Trump said with a laugh.
Doug Bradburn might have pointed out to the President that our first President also succeeded in getting a STATE named after him.

I sincerely doubt that the United States will ever have a new state named after Trump.
 
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His point on name recognition might be correct with the younger demographics but Washington has the dollar bill, so far anyway.
 
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Doug Bradburn might have pointed out to the President that our first President also succeeded in getting a STATE named after him.

I sincerely doubt that the United States will ever have a new state named after Trump.
A STATE ??? Hell, they are already taking the Trump name OFF of shit :)

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And for George Washington, it doesn't end with our nation's capital and a state

https://www.quora.com/How-many-things-are-named-after-George-Washington-in-the-United-States