When will you fucking dumbass Big Government lovers just leave us the fuck alone?

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Now I can't even fucking buy mimosa hostilis root bark powder to make DMT, or, purple dye if I really fucking wanted to, because of the Big Government's love of violence and violation of property rights.

Sonoran Song - Where is the Mimosa Hostilis?


"We are no longer importing any more Mimosa Hostilis. Sonoran Song was built on our love for Mimosa, and we rose rapidly from relative obscurity to being the top vendor in a matter of months. We had the cheapest domestic prices, the best packaging, and the highest quality MHRB that anyone had ever offered. You loved our customer service, delivery times, and the excessive amount of free mimosa that we gave away. And we loved (and still love) you all. Unfortunately, we found that the US government had been casting it's ogre-like shadow over MHRB (and related material) for quite some time. They informed us (to our complete surprise) that our wonderful clothing dye contained a controlled substance -- something they called "DMT". Instead of informing us of their displeasure with our infraction in a civilized manner, they decided to gather an army of men to raid our premises. On September 10th, 2012, our home and offices were raided. They took all of our clothing dye, along with a great deal of unrelated plant material. We witnessed first hand the "war on drugs" taking another violently meaningless stab at our cognitive liberty.

Fortunately, the staff here at Sonoran Song were not charged with any crimes. However, the effects of the raid have been fairly substantial. Fearing a similar invasion of their premises, all of the remaining large vendors of MHRB in the USA have ceased carrying it. Many have also discontinued a number of other related plant materials. And, at the time of writing (October 2012), there are no longer any commercial harvesters/suppliers of MHRB left. Before the raid, there were two: Don Jose aka The Galactic Toad (Mexico), and Adenium Mimosa (Brazil). Don Jose seems to be on vacation, having ran away with over $10,000 of our money. Adenium, always a fantastic and highly reliable supplier, recently announced that he is no longer able to take payments for or ship any MHRB to anywhere.

Please do not email or call us with any requests for MHRB - we do not have any, and will not import any more. We will also not be carrying any of the related planted materials. If any of you still have any refunds that are due from early September 2012 - please do contact us by replying to your original order email. We are incredibly grateful for all of the relationships that we have made over the past year, and hope to continue building them for many years to come. Thank you all!"
 
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Seriously..fuck you people who love Big Government. FUCK YOU. Government does not give one FUCK about customer satisfaction, or liberty, or prosperity, or anything good. They care about giving themselves arbitrary power in order to aggrandize their own arbitrary power in a positive reinforcement loop.

When will we as a people, finally organize the second American Revolution?
 

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Do you swear so much because you think it makes you look like a real man (since you aren't, in fact, a real man, but want desperately to at least resemble one)? It doesn't. It just makes you look like an uneducated moron. Just saying.
 
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Do you swear so much because you think it makes you look like a real man (since you aren't, in fact, a real man, but want desperately to at least resemble one)? It doesn't. It just makes you look like an uneducated moron. Just saying.
Yet bastard retard big government lovers like YOU don't have the intelligence to fucking understand that government is your WORST FUCKING ENEMY and the private sector is your only economic friend.

Go to Hell, you liberal moron.
Edit: harsh words but he started it, obviously.
 
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Do you swear so much because you think it makes you look like a real man (since you aren't, in fact, a real man, but want desperately to at least resemble one)? It doesn't. It just makes you look like an uneducated moron. Just saying.
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