Would you rather? Politics Edition!

[Davocrat]

Would you rather:

Have Sarah Palin read you a 25 pages from Atlas Shrugged?
or
Be slapped in the face by Donald Trump's neck flab?

 

[Davocrat]

Would you rather:

Have a back rub from Lindsey Graham?
or
Stand behind Paul Ryan waiting for the urinal?

 

[boontito]

Would you rather:

Have John Bolton mustache tickle your ear while whispering a ten minute long national secret?

or

Have to wear an outfit all day that you picked from Steve Bannon's dirty clothes?

 

[The Man]

Would you rather:

Have John Bolton mustache tickle your ear while whispering a ten minute long national secret?

or

Have to wear an outfit all day that you picked from Steve Bannon's dirty clothes?

Second lol

lmao Would you rather spend a whole day...

A. Golfing with Donald Trump

or

B. Shirtless fishing with Vladimir Putin

 

[One]

Would you rather:

Have Sarah Palin read you a 25 pages from Atlas Shrugged?
or
Be slapped in the face by Donald Trump's neck flab?

Damn...that's harsh. I guess I'll have to do Sarah

 

[NeoVsMatrix]

Would you rather:

Have a back rub from Lindsey Graham?
or
Stand behind Paul Ryan waiting for the urinal?

If I pick the latter... do I really, REALLY have to wait ?

 

[The Man]

Damn...that's harsh. I guess I'll have to do Sarah

When you say "do" Sarah, you mean...?